Hai!
It's The Alpaca Lord. Bow down.
I'm a weird girl, I have the maturity of an 11 year old.
If you're reading this, I don't know why. You should probably stop now.
You clicked more. Why? Okay...




But seriously, there's nothing special about me. You should probably leave. Message me if you want me to tell you more or update my single, horribly written book. Kay? Kay.
  • No
  • JoinedSeptember 28, 2016



Story by The Alpaca Lord
Hit 'Em Right Between the Eyes - Mafiatale by BriannaHorwath
Hit 'Em Right Between the Eyes - M...
You are Amber, a 13 year old female assassin living on the streets of New York. Life is horrible, and you hat...
2 Reading Lists