If One Direction were doing a concert and Niall Horan started playing the drums, do you think Harry would scowl at him? And if Harry did, do you think Niall would just start laughing and take off his mask and suddenly revealed he was Ringo Starr? And if he did that, do you think the rest of One Direction would take off their costumes and reveal themselves as the Beatles making a comeback and all you girls that thought they were so hot would see them for the 75 year-old, sixties kings they really are and would never look at hot celebrities the same way again? I, for one, would sit and laugh until I peed myself at your newfound scar for life.