I'm Brick. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.  I love...carpet. I love...desk and I love lamp. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. I love Big Red Candles.  I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong. I ain't afraid of no ghost! I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Where'd you get those clothes, at the toilet store? I just burnt my tongue. I don't have any legs. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Your hair looks like wet popcorn. I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava. I pooped a hammer. I pooped a tape recorder.