Random lemon thoughts:
When life gives you lemons, burst into tears and thank it, maybe with a bonus sob story about how your family is starving and now they can have something to eat. Maybe next time it'll bring an orange or something.
When life gives you lemons, take the free food and RUN.
When life gives you lemons, Hun you're a ninja, chuck 'em right back and if you're lucky you'll hit him in the head and he'll be knocked out or something.
When life gives you lemons, just… take the lemons. I don't know what's so bad about lemons. I quite like just eating them raw, to be honest.
When life gives you lemons, skip that chapter because you're an innocent child *pats head*