BringDeathUponMe
I think miss coronavirus might have killed my best friend and I don't know how to cope
BringDeathUponMe
BringDeathUponMe
Don't you just love it when your father threatens to kill you?
BringDeathUponMe
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I hate pheasants. If you're a pheasant, fuck you.
BringDeathUponMe
That's a future me problem.
BringDeathUponMe
Me: *pouring tea into my macchiato*
KannaOphelia
@BringDeathUponMe Three parts espresso, seven parts milk tea made with condensed milk. It is delicious. Ying-yang or yeung-yang or Kopi cham.
BringDeathUponMe
Ok so hear me out, I slept for too long, now i want to sleep again.
Tomorrow is Sunday.
Am I allowed to hibernate untill Monday?
BringDeathUponMe
I slept, now I feel worse than before
BringDeathUponMe
@KannaOphelia yes! That makes good coffee, and this brewer does that too and it wasn't as expensive as it sounds! Only 60€ if i remember correctly
KannaOphelia
I use a thing called an Aeropress at home, you manually force the water through the coffee with air. Makes the best coffee I've ever had without being made by a really high end machine. Strong, non-bitter shots.
I'm thinking of trying a really good brand Italian stovetop thingie if I see one in a charity shop, though. Lots of Italian Australians in this town.
BringDeathUponMe
@KannaOphelia mom, buy a brewer and make the coffee yourself. There's this Lavazza brewer I have, it can make long short, double and even macchiatos. Best investment I've ever made tbh
BringDeathUponMe
FINE. I'LL SLEEP.
BringDeathUponMe
That was definitely a spark coming from that outlet...
Oh.
Well, dying in a fire isn't so bad- is it?
BringDeathUponMe
I think I broke a rib falling down the stairs