Casual salutations, fellow mortals.
   I'm just sort of the averge atypical teenage girl. I've aspired to write something reasonably good for a few years now. I'm not quite sure how to intro to myself, exactly.. So I'll just give you some lists of my top five favorites (because five and three are both amazing numbers but three would be too little to give you a sense of my true innards- pardon the ridiculous phrasing, I have a penchant for that).

Top Five Favorite Movies:
1. Hercules (yes, the animated Disney one)
2. Good Will Hunting
3. Dark Shadows
4. Warm Bodies
5. The Road to El Dorado
 
Top Five Favorite Animes/Shows:
1. Attack On Titan (I'm Jeanmarco trash)
2. Supernatural (I'm Destiel trash)
3. Ouran Highschool Host Club (I don't even know what to ship tbh, but I love it anyway)
4. Baccano!
5. Avatar: The Last Airbender (I'm Zutara trash)

Top Five Favorite Book Series(es?):
1. The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devices
2. Legend Trilogy
3. Maximum Ride
4. The White Cat Trilogy
5. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Top Five Favorite Bands:
1. My Chemical Romance
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic! at the Disco
4. Ludo
5. All Time Low (honorable mentions to Los Compesinos!, Green Day, The Arctic Monkeys, and the Offspring)

Top Five Words My Friends Use To Describe Me (Godthatisamouthful):
1. Weird
2. Punny
3. Melodramatic
4. Crazy (or loud, it's kind of a tie)
5. Silly. Because I am a silly silly goose. 

Top Five Dislikes:
1. Averageness- more as a personal thing. I don't hate average people, I just dislike the idea of being average.
2. Any sort of inequality against someone who isn't degrading others. Like, why? What do you gain from acting like a runny bowel movement to someone else???
3. Anyone who says, "Omg you just got roASTED!" in an un-ironic way. 
4. Onions.
5. The concept of 'utopia'.

     I bet reading all this was a total waste of your time.. /:3 Sorry 'bout that.
   Also, my email's been swapped; I can now be found at: slushyninja@aol.com