Brittaneyisawesome

"The house is burning down and Niall is running around the kitchen frantically trying to save all the ..." http://wattpad.com/story/6597000?utm_content=share_passage

"-One Direction feels the need to hire a sex slave. Horny much?" http://wattpad.com/story/6597000?utm_content=share_passage

""CAN WE WATCH TOY STORY! PLEASE!!!" Liam shouted, on the verge  
          
          of tears" http://wattpad.com/story/6597000?utm_content=share_passage

"Zayn is always coincidentally walking by alleyways where girls are being raped" http://wattpad.com/story/6597000?utm_content=share_passage

"Their lips "crash" into each other. Like what the hell here, are we having a car accident or something?" http://wattpad.com/story/6597000?utm_content=share_passage

"“Nop” he said, pooping the p." http://wattpad.com/story/1471355?utm_content=share_passage

"Guess who." I whispered in his eyes" http://wattpad.com/story/1321602