ohhh THAT kid!!

Ah yes, The Office. I'll act like I wasn't watching it on the bus yesterday with my friend. I'll also act like we weren't watching The Office instead of studying for the quiz we had 15 minutes later, followed by watching more after the quiz.

“WhOs thAT OlD MaN” ~The Beatles: A Hard Days Night

Friend A: I wanna near Michael in the bathroom but when he says “I wanna dance with somebody” he keeps singing it
          Friend B: I wanna hear Michael in the bathroom but he’s not really in a bathroom
          Me: What if Michael walked in on Chloe and Jeremy? *clears throat*
          I’m just Michael interrupting something, Michael interrupting something at a party... YOU ALL NEED JESUS CHRIST
          
          ok im done bai 

Dad: Your mom saw a big black bear on her way to work this morning
          Me: Dwight Schrute would be impressed
          Dad: Bears
          Me: Beets
          Both: Battlestar Galactica

When you’ve watched all three seasons of Stranger Things about ten times and you keep getting more and more mentally attached to the characters and it hurts even more each time someone dies...
          
          
          
          Story of my life