I am only here to make like £1000000001 

I am a pretty cool person. Source: me

If you don't follow I will get my dad to shut down this website.

I make only the most realistic stories soo if you are here for spme GAGA BS THEN GO BACK TO BEIN STALKED BY a randem Mofo who fell in love with your "messy bun and glasses".

Never forget.
1) Trust the process, go with the flow
2) Life is like a sandwich, whichever way you flip it the bread comes first.