Still looking for a portal into the fictional realm. I am armed with nothing more than some steaming coffee to ply any surly gatekeepers who exist to keep annoying pests like me out. I'm totally open to suggestions or offers of teaming up.

OK seriously I'm an avid reader who likes to munch on some crunchy stories 24/7 (talk about addiction). 

Sassy virgo. Immune to the cold. Believes coffee is the key to world peace.