If you need somebody, who will read your books mostly at 3 a.m., I am your man *cough* woman. 😎
Not logical? Yes, probably. But when you have problem with falling asleep, get your beauty sleep for many years, it is ok to be a little crazy, insane, mad, etc. etc., isn't it?
Despite my excentric philosofical sec (or inspite it), you can agree with me that the books are pieces of heaven, drugs for readerholics, doors to dream worlds, manna for starving souls, escape from daily stress...