This is a partnership between two very mad and hyper people. Stories that are being manifested from our insanity may come across a little weird and...offensive. We apologise if you become offended in anyway. However, all our stories are parodies or 'funny' scenarios based on true stories that we have experienced. We hope you enjoy them as much as we laughed at them during writing. (P.S. After writing these stories, we realised that can and probably will be considered offensive.)