Hey I'm Brooke sooo yeahhhhh

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Dan and Phil conversation with people 1

Them: Oh my gosh Dan is like wayyyyyy hotter than Phil

Me: Nopedey nope nope Phil is better 

Them: WEML (What ever major loser)

Me: Go suck a truck
 
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Dan and Phil conversation with people 2

Them: Oh yeah Phil like totally has depression unlike Dan HOTTIE (says like youtube video 'how the hunger games should have ended')

Me: Don't be hatten on Le Philz

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Dan and Phil conversation 

Dan: Your so pail 

Phil: Pail? Me? No I'm just  porcelain