About me?
I'm Karma, what kicks you in the ass when you least expect it.
I'm Irony, what makes you laugh even though no one else knows why.
I'm Unique, what makes all the kids get bullied and grow stronger.
I'm Animalistic, what makes you want to scream your throat off at an unwanted person.

I'm Pure, the voice that assures you right from wrong.
I'm Sin, the bad things you do in the dark.
I'm Fun, the type of entertainment that you can't get enough of.
I'm Serious, the thoughts that take over in life.

I'm all these things and more.
If you don't like it, you know the door.