Me and tall friend: *sitting at lunch on opposite ends of a table having a conversation when suddenly we start (1)arguing*
Tall friend: Fight me! *slams hands in table and stands up*
Me: I will! Fight me! *does the same*
Tall friend: come at me! *starts walking around the table to me*
Me: pugna mei [latin for fight me]. *does the same
Tall friend and I : *stand in front of each other in fighting stances*
All of my friends: brooke no
Brooke
Brooke stop
Brooke he’s twice your size
He could literally beat you by laying on top of you and crushing you
Seriously stop
Tall friend : *literally towers above me ready to (2)fight*
Me: * is ready to actually fight him no matter how smol I am*
Friends: Brooke seriously
Stop
1: we weren’t actually mad at each other or anything we just both like to act like it and bicker with each other
2: He would never actually hurt me like that but he pretended as if he was. I, on the other hand,.....