*Clears throat* Well, I see you took a fancy towards my bio.
You fucking creep. But, lucky for you, I too, am a creep. So, My real name is Oclovave Berrimous Scapovski. But, you can call me Tab c; My hobbies include, cats, gettin' bitches, occasional murder, and knitting with the girls. I like rock and dubstep. Not that skrillex shit either -3- I like apples. Porn. Licking peoples faces. And I often dye my hair weird colors to compensate for the fact I feel no emotions or sympathy for your petty little problems. But my hair makes it seem like I give a shit. I like stretching certain parts of my body and putting jewelry in those holes. I only do doggy style. NO MISSIONARY!! Unless you're hot. I have 10 cats. A lizard. A dog. 2 birds. A turtle. A boa. And a python named Lucy. I'm gay as fuck. And I'm obsessed with my math teacher and Dave Grohl. If there's anything else you would like to know about me, deal with not knowing. Unless you're Mr.Sheek or Dave Grohl.
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Eggnog Day
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Pepe is just a nice guy waiting for his Eggnog and Dr.Phil. Until a series of bad events fucks up his day. Ha...