DaCockroachDude

You child has crawled into my favourite hoodie and I was forced to throw it away is this enough grounds for murder? 

if i stomp a cockroaches life out of its body instead of squashing it am i still committing a crime
          

Hey wassup

I found a Cockroach 
          I smashed it with a slipper
          FORGIVE ME-
          

So I met one of your friends a few days ago..... I just ran away I did not harm it. 

You have been booped!
          
          Send this to five people c:

Thanks mate

Thanks for adding my book to your reading list!! 
          I miss no longer afraid of cockroach!!!
          ^-^
          :D

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Didn't you say in your bio you were never writing an actual book? Bro you need to update that shit