"Maki
(4)
''Dude.'' I hold in yet another yawn, my kunai flying out of my fingers, I look at my bleeding palm as Zabuza's sword is only inches away from my chest, I stretch my arms above my head. ''Not fair.''
He looks at me deadpanned, before adding incredelously. ''Not fair? All you can say is 'not fair' My Lady? There is a sword inches away-''
''Fifty feet away,'' I interrupt him. ''Your sword is fifty feet away.'' I point at the badass sword which had impaled an unfortunate tree; I'll apologize to it later, I guess. If I could see his lips-slash-mouth, he would be gaping right about now. Ha! Suck that *yawn* up loser! I threw it away when I raised my arms, muahaha!
My eyes threaten to close out of complete boredom, have you ever felt a time when it seems that the world is suddenly on your shoulders and you just feel so tired and you wanna lay down in a nice comfy bed? I'm feelin' it. My team cheers me on through the thickness of the fog.
Yeesh, I kick Zabuza away from the kids before anyone of them ends up with no head in between their shoulders - wait why am I caring so much anyway? Keh, blame my drowsiness, I don't know what I'm doing. Maybe I should have taught myself the art of drunken martial arts? I get free sake....
By the time I had gotten back to my senses in reality, Zabuza had me pinned on the ground with a kunai positioned on my throat, he chuckles wearily. ''You've lost, My Lady.''
That's what he thinks.
I agree. I slip away from underneath him with the elegance of a snake - wait, don't even go there to the snake part, I have this massive fear of snakes all because of a stupid pedo sannin - and I'm not talking about Jiraiya either.
Get his sword, use it against him.
You do know; I HAVE NO TALENT IN USING SWORDS!
Just listen to me.
Ugh, fine! When did I end up taking orders from myself? I appear next to his sword, faster than the naked eye could see, swinging it over..." http://wattpad.com/story/1170814