bruh

i love the divorce cat my dad got to make me and my little brother like him better. sadly for him, it doesn’t make me like him better.

PLS KEEP GOJO ON THAT MOTHERFUCKING BOX.

IF GEGE MAKES ITADORI THE ONLY ONE TO LIVE AFTER ALL THAT THEY PUT HIM THROUGH I’M GONNA BE SO MAD. KILL THE BOY HE CAN’T LIVE AFTER ALL OF THIS ONG.

CHAPTER 212 OF JJK JUST DROPPED AND I’M NOT OKAY.

got my exams back today and guess who barely passed them all, it was me. ya boy.

I COMICALLY FARTED IN SCIENCE CLASS AND IT SMELLS BAD. HELP.

my alarm noise is the sound of a neverending honking duck and sometimes i forget it’s my alarm and think it’s a real animal. anyways,  today i woke up with the fear of god  in my heart and spent five minutes stealthying around the house while carrying a yoga mat (with the intention of using it as a weapon if the need arised) trying to find the beast that snuck in and started emanating such an unholy and mighty sound.

mom thought shrek’s voice actor was will smith and was very disappointed when i showed her a picture of mike myers.
          
          ‘i always thought shrek was black,’ mom said.
          
          ‘he’s white in shrek two,’ i replied.
          
          ‘i meant in real life,’ she assured me. ‘he has too much swag for a white guy.’

ANTHONY PADILLA IS ON RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE???

 i’m gonna do my history project, after i take a 3 hour shower