10 facts about YOU
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1. You're reading this right now
2. You realize that this is a stupid fact
4. You didn't realize I skipped 3
5. You're checking now
6. Now you're smiling 
7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid
9. You didn't realize I skipped 8.
10. You're checking it again and smiling at how you fell for it
11. You're enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there were only supposed to be 10 facts.
13. When you read my book, you're going to laugh, cry, love, and be obsessed with it.