Just so y'all know, I didn't actually get a boyfriend, hut I have decided I am going to forever date my stuffed giraffe cause I'm crusty and no one would ever date me :')
Texas is fucking crazy man. I just ran 1.5 miles in 85° weather. On that run I ran 1 foot away from 3 squirrels who jusrt looked at me like so was crazy, found a heard of squirrels and upon further investigation it was 5 fucking grandad towers and my sister was calmly like oh yeah, if you see any ants kill them because all we have is fire ants. AND I SAW FUCKING TRAILER HOUSES ON STILTS LIKE WTF. I will update later.