Right, so here's the thing - I never actually planned to write a novel.
I'm a completely average person living in Ireland, and one day, it occurred to me that maybe I should stop waiting for someone else to write the exact story I wanted to read and just... write it myself. A terrifying idea but I did it anyway.
This is my very first attempt at writing fiction, so be gentle with me. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it enthusiastically and with great commitment. 
I'm based in Ireland - so yes, the rain is accurate, the sarcasm is mandatory, and the tea is non-negotiable.
If you're here, thank you. Genuinely.