@WattpadRowling
Dear Ms. Joanne Rowling,
Happy birthday, first of all!!!!! A birthday is a very special moment in the life of a fantastic witch such as yourself! Wonderful things happen on birthdays, so I hope yours is a great one! I wish you all the Bertie Bott's beans, Cockroach Clusters, Chocolate Frogs, Jelly Slugs, and Treacle Tarts your heart may desire! Oh, and socks, too! Because as Dumbledore says, "One can never have too many socks!"
Ms. Rowling, I'm sure you've heard this billions and billions of times, but I hope you wouldn't mind hearing it one more time: You are a brilliant, savvy, and hilarious lady who has brought joy to millions of people through your cunning talent and gentle creativity. You have made this world a better place, and you continue to do so through your generous charity work, phenomenal work with the written word, and your amazing smile. What you have created in your mind — and later brought to life through extraordinary courage, despite depression, loneliness, and the struggle of being a single mom — has inspired and hugged and saved countless souls.
Thank you, thank you, thank you from the deepest, most sincere place in my soul.
Have a Happee Birthdae!