^My profile pic totally reflects my love for wattpad authors! Yeah, cus i totally barf rainbows everytime I'm on the internet...you know, like people do.
--I like 1d. Theyre honestly pretty cool
HAHA NO!!!!!! ^HOW CAN I SAY THAT?! WE ALL KNOW THAT I THINK THEY'RE FRICKIN AWESOME!
--Anyways, i think i am literally mental. Like, seriously! I think someone may have dropped me on my head when i was a baby. And we're not talkin just once...i would have to have been dropped from a roof to be this crazy...TWICE! Anywhooo..hoo-hoo like owls do....but wait. Owls go hoooT.......................anywhooooT, you probably gets the jist (jidst, oh who really gives a unicorn's butt how you spell it. No one uses that word anyways! But, wait i just did. I'S A HYPOCRITE!) of who i am so kay byeee! 
***And always remember kittens, to fly you must have faith, trust, and MOTHER FRIGGIN ONE DIRECTION! But ewww.....i don't want them DOING my mother! Thats just wrong. I mean she is a happily married woman. And it'd be completely awkward if they were my stepdad...cus...you know...i'd be in love with them.....Wait, where was i? Oh yeah byeee! Sorry that was a total ADHD moment. Or is that ADD...hmm. Hey...i should NOT be joking around about conditions! That's just mean. Oh my god, i was just being a hypocrite!!! *mentally slapping myself* Im so sorry for you guys out there who might have either of those. I SOWWY! Hey, on the bright side THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL(It wasn't that good of a joke or funny, accurate, or relevant to the boys anymore, but hey) Oh yeah optimism to the rescue saving people since i realized what optimism meant which was like a month ago. Thank you dictionaries everywhere! Without you i'd never know i was the true definition of crazy...*sigh...*starts crying like she won a grammy* you just do so much for me and i don't know how to thank you! *suddenly stops crying* So...erm...Thanks

I <3 Miley & LM! They are absolute perfection and are my entire LIFE/WORLD