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You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?
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Bucket_Writer Bucket_Writer Aug 31, 2017 12:53AM
I should probably be doing my homework, but nobody got time for that. Am I right?? Or am I right?? Reply if you agreeeee! I've been working back and forth on updates for all of my stories. I need you...
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