Hi everyone! Sit tight, my dear readers, and a new story will be with you shortly. Thank you for choosing Wattpad. Please fasten your seat belts, because I'm going to take your imagination on a ride! So please read, leave comments, PM me, and ENJOY! Also, here's my Fanfiction.net account, which has a bonus story on it :) https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3643999/shortpeopleproblems
KK thx!!
About me:
Age: somewhere in between 1 and 100 :)
Name: call me 8tickles
Relationship Status: single pringle
Favorite tv show(s): Say Yes to the Dress and Criminal Minds
Favorite book: Matched series
Favorite movie(s): Now You See Me and My Big Fat Greek Wedding
School: meh.
favorite animal: hamster
favorite colour: cyan
favorite kind of weather: warm.
favorite band/singer: Right now I'm on an 21 pilots/X ambassadors kick...
favorite song: Right now Trap Queen by Fetty Wap
Girl Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
hehe gotta love 'em...
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Jul 10, 2013 04:11AM
@evy_underwood haha thanks! Every fan u get means a lot :)View all Conversations
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