I spent my formative years here in the south. I decided to move north and find out how the otherside viewed "the War of Northern Aggression". I lived in the Emerald City (Seattle) for 15 years. I moved there in hopes of becoming the Mayor of Munchkinland and because it matched my eyes. After my political aspirations where dashed, and I realized Seattle is a completely different shade of green, I decided to move back to Georgia to find out if things are any shorter out here. No luck there.
 
After a promising career scraping bubblegum from under diner counters, I thought perhaps Information Technology would pay better, so I gave that a try. What do you know?! It does pay better and is not nearly as sticky.