I am a highly intelligent narcissist who wakes up every day then dreads having to interact with the humans. You all annoy me, but at the same time I find you all endearing. I am far to different to consider myself one of you, and I have no interest whatsoever in being normal in anyway, shape, or form. I have dyslexia, long term memory loss, short term memory loss, working memory malfunctions, and mild OCD. I have an unhealthy love for weapons, the abnormal, and intelligence. I have read the dictionary and I annoy people as a hobby. 

I refer to myself as Caliban for reasons that will be obvious to any one with either a masters degree in phycology or an IQ over 125.

My personal score is 128, dear old Einstein's was 135. This means I am apparently a genius, and this is one of the few websites where people are intelligent enough or understand the world. I hope you can understand me. You are more endearing to me than anyone else, and I love you all. (Despite the fact that emotions in general are an evolutionary glitch and will one day lead to our end of this pitiful existence)


If I have have offended you in any way then thanks, that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside :)