Coolest of guys

Do the

Nike Kicks on repeat.

The first chapter of the Locksmith is back, and better than ever.

I'm such a good author, publishing chapters at 3 in the morning, when no one is awake.

I need a number from 1 to 3.

Anyway, I'm gonna try writing that one creepypasta fanfic I did a few years ago. I have more inspiration for that, though, so I might just start updating that more than my original stories.

How the fuck do I name women???

The things you think might only be good for you later on in life.

New chapter. It's cool. I swear it's cool.
          
          Please.

We rise only to fall again.