chickennoodlesupmyass

Man I just wanna hold a lil frog in my hands
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Or like
          
          
          
          
          
          A baby bearded-dragon
          
          
          
          
          Or a lil praying mantis
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Feck I wanna hold somethin dude
          
          
          
          @ThanatosPatase23 's hand will have to do for now

Bro
          
          I took a sleeping pill thingy like 30 minutes ago and lemme tell ya
          
          
          
          
          
          SHITS GOOD I FEEL LIKE I HAVENT SLEPT IN DAYS
          
          
          
          
          If I get on the Happy Shit and on this at the same time, dude im gonna be just fucked like a headless fish getting used by a dolphin
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I dont? Know? Wgat the fukc? I meant by that?? But I aint takin that away because its a fuckin fact
          
          Fuck dolphins they rape everything
          
          And otters, they like raping things too
          
          And humans
          
          Fuck all abimals man just burn earth
          
          Except frogs, frogs good
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Love me some frogs, and spme @ThanatosPatase23
          
          
          
          Both are like, real damn cute
          
          Dont even need to do shit just sit there and breath and I'll be like "PRECIOUS BABY I LOVE I NEED"
          
          
          
          
          
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When you realize your dad is actually a homophobe and he wasn't joking about all of those things he's said
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Welp I got a surprise for you too, bucko

Books from ‘Mouse Heart’?

THE WAY GERALT AND RENFRI LOOK AT EACH OTHER WHILE FIGHTING IS JUST-
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          HOLY F U C K

Am I really gonna pull another all-nighter watching The Witcher again
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Yes, yes I am
          
          
          
          
          
          Why? caUSE THIS FUCKER GOT MONSTERS, SWORD-FIGHTING, HAWT DUDES, HAWT WAMEN, A SONG THAT WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR 2+ DAYS, AND t i d d i e s
          
          basically it's my bi ass's DREAM COME TRUE

That cool kid dab moment when there's now Covid-19 in your town

People with periods are like ketchup packets if you squeeze them hard enough

I need
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Animal Crossing New Horizons
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Now.

Okay, but if anyone tried to hug me, and then suddenly just started hugging tighter with their arms around my lower back, and made me pop my back
          
          
          Holy fuck
          
          
          It's gonna feel so good I might cry