Person: HEY LOOK, IT'S A WEIRDO!
*chair gets thrown at me*
Hey look you're right! Also, I'm okay! *faints*
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Hey there!! You just happened to come across this profile!! My name's Burrito Blanket, but you can just call meh Burrito!!
I'm not the kind of person to be taken seriously, since I don't take people seriously back-
Person: Tell us all your secrets *creeps closer to me*
*starts running* Nonononononono
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Follow me and I'll definitely follow you back!! Also I'm a really hyper and positive person, so if I annoy you with my ray of sunshine, sorry 'bout that bud.
Also hey! My identity is confidential! You can never be too safe, kids.
On the other hand, do drugs kids. Trust me it'll change your life. (I'm joking-)
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Let's see. I'm in many fandoms (just ask, I'm not listing them all). Hmmm... Oh, I have a signature laugh.
"HUEHUEHUE" -BurritoBlanket
Don't hate me for being a fabulous dork! *sexy pose*
I couldn't be any more dapper, I tell ya. Also I do art. I have a deviantart, if ya ever wanna follow: Christophershadow-demon1
You should find me. If not I messed up my own account name-
Also I'm very clumsy, with actions and with words. Aahhhhh-
AND I LOVE TO YELL A LOT. JUST A WARNING-
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Thank you for coming across this profile. You may exit.. Anywhere you want.
Seeya laters!
- HUEHUEHUE
- JoinedMay 27, 2017
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This is pretty much a book for art requests, funny stories about my dapper life, stuff like that m8. Enjoy th...