BurritoBro1101

Ok bestie

Go on YT and search the moon is made of cheese

You know you're going insane from quarantine and no sleep schedule when you started ranting to yourself in the shower about a misspelled Toyota that led to baby Yoda, and put body wash soap in your hair and eye somehow

Have you ever just said "fuck it" and ate a lemon slice?

Damn turns out my 10 year old bro just cut his hair

I just changed my nickname on my phone to the bee movie script. I have no regrets

Quick story time from orchestra today: What happened is that one of the basses said something like "I'll eat you alive", or at least something along the lines of that. My orchestra teacher apparently overheard them say it, and my teacher said "That's weird, earlier today in my beginning strings class, someone told me that they were going to eat my kneecaps". So yeah, join orchestra. It's fun

For all of y'all saying "How can teenagers have depression they have a good life?", I can say with 100% confidence that you're as intelligent as a fucking fish who decided that he could breathe on land. First of all, depression is fucking genetic. People can and are born with depression, and they can't help it, since it's kind of hard to rearrange genes. Second of fucking all, you don't know what's going in their life. You don't know if they have a bad family, or if a family member died, or anything else. Third of all of this fucking rant, DONT BE A FUCKING DOUCHE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT, AND DONT PUSH THEM TO TELL YOUR IGNORANT ASS. The person is already most likely in a bad place, and they don't need you bullshit about how they can can't have depression, and they don't need to tell you what's going on either. The person will most likely tell you if their comfortable enough, and until they tell you, comfort them. They most likely need someone to help support them, and to help them get better. Also take care of yourselves, mentally and physically. Mental health is just as important as physical, so take care of it. If you need to talk to Mental Health hotline, but want to text, text HOME to 741-741. Take care of yourselves, and I'll be here if you need to talk. 
          
          - BurBro

I'm a master. I just coughed and sneezed at the same time. I don't know what to do with this power

Me: Why don't I feel energized in the morning?
          Also me: *Stays up till 4:20 in the morning*