Butter Boi

happy Valentine's Day y'all, I don't get bitches so I wouldn't know, but it is what it is.

The set of Poltergeist featured actual skeletons because, at the time, real skeletons were cheaper than props

ykw, fuck it. So, you know how fnaf has the Fazbear Frights book series, well some endings are ambiguous, so I thought to myself, "hm, what if I made endings to those left ambiguous?" So, I think I will. They will be in order from book one to whenever I stop. Mostly making this cause Count The Ways made me want Millie to live, lmao.

My dream threesome is me, my toaster, and my shower.

Does anyone else have all the Fazbear frights books? And if you think that's it, just wait until you see my ever-increasing Tales from the Pizzaplex collection.

Is anyone else excited for Zombies 3? It's going to be crazy and will probably make me regret my life choices. still going to see it though.

A poem by me, cause I’m cool
          
          There once was a man from Mandras
          Whose balls were made of fine brass
          So in stormy weather
          The both clanged together
          And sparks flew out of his ass

I always thought air was free, that was until I bought a three dollar bag of chips.