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@Dream-909
          I SAW YOUR FACE, YOU LOOK STUNNING

GUESS WHAT, MY DAD IS DRUNK AGAIN, YAY

The other day, my dad said something about how hairy men are more favored by women because the women feel more "protected." He said it's because a hairy man is more of an Alpha male, and all of this is proven by statistics, apparently. Oh, and shaven/waxed men are "little boys" or whatever-  He shamed me for rather wanting a guy with a bare chest, v.s a dude with a hairy one.
          1. Why is everything proven by statistics- like, I feel that those arent very reliable, but go off ig 
          2. I wouldn't want an alpha male, please no...
          3. Let me like what I want to like tf
          
          Little does he know, I don't want a guy at all, I'm gay af-

I HAVE A WIFE, IM SO HAPPY

Today my mom didn't realize Montero was on the radio, and when she realized she PANICKED. That was one of the saddest but funniest experiences I've had with her. lmao

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Warning: harassment?/foul language/sexual stuff or suggestments?/underage sexual suggestments or statements
          
          So, when I was in 2nd grade there was this dood who chased me, wanting to kiss me. Let me tell you, that was a hell of a workout because I was constantly running from this dude and I was legit scared for my well-being at certain points in time. Anyways, it wasn't too bad (if you dot count the times where he tried to kiss me while I continued to run away from him) until he made a few, uh, suggestions... He said something along the lines of "Lick, kiss, smooch, and touch my dick." This ligament 2ND GRADER told ME, A 2ND GRADER, to do SEXUAL things to his genitals. Like, no sir, I would not like to do that, especially since you are literally harassing me and we are CHILDREN. About a couple of days later I finally told a teacher because I was scared I was going to get in trouble for some reason. My teacher, Mrs.Kelly (not her real name) was like "Why didn't you tell me this earlier, that's not okay!?!?" Thankfully they handled the situation pretty well and actually cared. I never really saw him again but my friend came across him a couple of times and apparently he still had a crush on me. He didn't even know my name tho, he referred to me as 'the blonde girl.' Also, another boy chased me alongside the other dood and they were friends. He never said anything like guy 1, but still... Anyways, this may or may not have contributed to the fact I'm probably gay... I say probably because I don't even know at this point. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed this random story 
          
          (Also, double fuck you, guy 1, because I was dirty blonde. Get it right next time. Haha jk, just stop being like THAT) 
          (Also, I don't know what to put for the warning but I hope that was good?)

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          I copy and pasted this from someone else, so no, I'm not this talented...