Current label: Um.. Stupid.
I'm that one Pansexual emo everyone either hates or loves. If that bothers you, fuck off.
Hello lovelies.~ (do I seem nice? I promise, I'm not.) I hope my writing isn't total crap.
I suppose I should share some about me, here ya' go. (I'm not too special I promise.)
1: Um.. I dunno my life's not that great or interesting.
2: I live for my fat as hell pug Virgil, I swear I will break a neck for that little meat brick.
3: Bobs burgers is my spirit animal.
4: I'm cringe as hell.
5: I'm so awkward that I now have social anxiety.
6: I'm spending my birthday in London, which is so dope I'm gonna die in a pile of glitter on the floor.
7: I'm honest (aka nice word for blunt.) to the point it's just mean.
8: If you piss me off I will ignore you.
9: I'm a major goofball.
10: I'm introverted, and not in a cute way.
My rules (woah, I'm intimidating right?):
1: If you wanna insult me, be creative. I'm a little bit tired of 'suicidal emo fag.' It's annoying and offensive, not cool. Seriously., Use colorful words, put what little brain you have to use. You don't wanna be the classic douch', now do you?
2: Um.. That's it. (The word um has been a little over used hasn't it?)
(Not so intimidating any more Huh.)
And last of all, things I worship.:
1: Larry.
2: Larry smut.
3: Anime.
4: YouTube.
Those are my four favorites. I hope this wasn't to boring. Have a good day my pretties.~
- Dead somewhere
- JoinedOctober 23, 2015
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