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good morning tristate area
          
          That’s it that’s the message 

Guess who’s back (again).

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          Shit

me like steven universe songs again! me hate the fandom.

What’s up gamers Paige here today we question our sanity upon seeing the shithole of fanfics in Wattpad 

OU HAVE (1) NEW MESSAGE]
          
          H-Hello? Hey, I know I haven’t contacted you in a while, got caught in a bit of a stir with Disney, but you still have the job, I know you’re looking for some credit and I’ve got a task for you.
          Recently one of our workers got lost while researching information for this abandoned resort, You may have heard of it, Discovery Island? Treasure? I’m just going with Discovery Island, a while ago, current CEO, Bob Charm had asked us, the SSA to look over what happened to Discovery Island as even they had barely any records about what happened and all they were left is that some child choked in there or something. But they called bullshit, so they hired us, and the paycheck’s BIG, It may even help us expand the SSA! So this is very important for us, that’s all I can say for now, you’re going to that island, you’ll stay there some weekdays while we get ready. I hope you aren’t scared of abandoned places Sky, especially if they hold a brand character like Mickey, so pack your things, and bring a lot of rations, there’s barely edible stuff there, alright, I think that’s all, see you on the island, Sky.
          
          [MESSAGE END]

I hate thinking about the future 

this feed's dead as hell, how loggers

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