你好大驾！ My name is 美女. I was born in China but I moved to America when I was five. I really like EXO and Theresa Teng, they are amazing. For English singers, I think I like Taylor Swift and One Direction. I also like sing and dance. I am aiming to become Lu Han's wife! :p 

Oh my god! I just read the funniest BUTTERFLY joke ever! Okay so 3 people, someone English, Spanish, and German, were discussing who's language was them most beautiful.
The English speaking person said, English is the most beautiful, for example, the word butterfly describes the insect perfectly, the wonderful way it flies.
The Spanish speaking person disagrees, Spanish is the most beautiful, mariposa describes it beautifully, how delicate and merry it is!
The German person is in a rage,  Und du denken, das ist schön, SCHMETTERLING!
(Feeling like Kris today! I'll change back tomorrow! XD)