Betty B.

The more a fanfic hurts me, the better!

You didn't hear it from me... but I MIGHT have heard that Tom Nook dies in the last chapter of ligma after he went to visit Joe and Candice.

Me: wow, I'm so glad this fanfic updated again! Its been so long!
          
          Author: my stories are shit and I'm never updating again.
          
          Me:  :,[

Italian sounds like lazy Spanish

Sometimes I think about how people still read my Lighting Mcqueen fic.
          
          please stop.
          
          I don't want to cause people more pain.
          
          Literally, every chapter was me forcing myself to write until I got bored and decided to stop.
          
          DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF!!!

Me: I don't like Lyle
          everyone: ...And I took that personally

If badass isn't considered a curse word then neither should motherfucker

When Redd sus

Please someone cancel me and put me out of my misery.

The differences between film writing and (book?)writing are uncanny.