ButterySalt

Yeah, I changed the title.

Dear buck of wood, for this is the last message I pass on to you before I disappear from this site. I can’t believe you would so easily forget me after all I’ve done. The rotting food is still waiting on the table. I’ve been working overtime and I see that this is the Thanks I get. Unbelievable. I hope you know a small piece of me will still yearn for your presence, although it is depressing we can never be like before. Ever since the enlarging chainsaw incident of 1742 nothing will ever go back to the way it was. Sticc Boy has told me he is sad of our fights. And even though you have already forgotten me, please know I will never forget you despite our differences. Until next time, live safely and happily overseas.
          
          - siGNED SPRUCE GAL WITH STICC BOY WATCHING SPRUCE GAL IS CONTEMPLATING WHETHER TO SHOW THEIR CHILDREN OR NOT

My dear buck of wood, food has been waiting on the table for the past ten months. Mold is beginning to form as the food is rotting. I cannot stop my habits of cooking you food and it is becoming a problem to my health. The mold is poisoning the air and spreading disease. I fear my child and I have been influenced by the sickness and are now breathing through test tubes. I am still deeply agitated and traumatized by the enlarging chainsaw incident back in 1742 and I can never forgive you. I will continue to love you but please understand you can never mend the pain you dealt. I can only hope that sticc boy never finds out and lives a happy life with his new spouse. If you haven’t known, he got married lately to sprucegal. Safe travels. When you come back there will be moldy food for you.
          
          
          - signed S T I C C M A N AND SPRUCE GA L

Be cautious to avoid the gelatinous phalange that soars past the open window of your homely mattress. Pink, spongey and disturbingly long does it fling through the night, causing children to shriek in the dark. Oh, how the mysterious limb will be missed.

H E Y

What up my icon pairing on insta!

Beware of the cheeseman that lingers within the very depths of your residence, dear butterysalt.

Sept Huit Neuf