Let me spell this out one last time because apparently common sense is on vacation: there is nothing- not one microscopic scrap of reality- that proves JK is dating that aespa girl. Phone covers? Congrats, half the damn industry has matching accessories. Dog tattoos? Edited. And JK already has matching dogs with Lisa, so try again lol.
Honestly, if I listed every coincidence he has with Lisa, I’d need a trilogy, an appendix, and a documentary series.
So if you wanna worship some fan-manufactured fever-dream rumor, that’s on you, not my problem. But don’t you dare try to shove that nonsense down my throat. Believe your fanfiction if you want, but keep that sh!t far away from me.
