⋆˚࿔ Dylan 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

Can I be honest with you guys? I’ve never watched Stranger Things. I favourite my friends’ fanfics to be supportive, but I have no clue what’s going on with the show. One of my friends said I’d like Eddie. I trust her judgement lol 

HELLO, EVERYONE! I’m sorry for the very sparse (if any) posts. I’ve been working forty hours a week on top of online college classes. 

Stu: God give me patience.
          Amelia: I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'
          Stu: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead. 
          

Stu: Amy, did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?
          Amelia: ...No.
          Stu: Then what's that white stuff on your shirt?
          Amelia: Cocaine... 
          
          I USED A PROMPT GENERATOR AND NOW THIS IS CANON 

“Is his dick really purple?” GIRL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?? I’M NOT LOOKING RHWOQPDJDB WTAF IS THE CONVERSATION IM HAVING 
          
          “No pp— pp went bye bye” 

‘Final Girls Tell No Lies’ is finally finished! Enjoy <3
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There’s something so disturbing about how I’m able to tell an online friend exactly what to do when there’s a school shooting drill, yet they don’t live in the U.S., so they don’t have those as commonly as we do. 

Covers changing to more complex designs… any suggestions or thoughts? 

People are gross as fuck— someone anonymously asked me to write a fic about Amelia and Tatum being romantically involved, like— Dude, they’re literally TWIB SISTERS in my Final Girls series. Fucking disgusting. 

IS THIS THEME IT? <3