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@cartoonsapphic i agree to this statement. 

I'm your 70th followers 

i have managed to obtain 69 followers. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          i am pleased. 

Omg im c0cknb4lls 69th follower this is the best day

i was sitting on a bench outside eating my marmalade toast when this fucking seagull lunged at me and gobbled it up. 

fockin 'ell, is cock 'n' ballz mate

if you have a child, are you allowed to name it "the unnamed one"? 

i 'accidentally' kicked a child after it called me ugly and fat. do i have any regrets? no. 

i do not like orphans. 

there was this kid infront of my door eating woodlouse.