☆val satella☆

so I’m in toronto :3 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          @TrixieGrey27 HOW DO YOU LIVE HERE ITS TERRIFYING

happy VALentines beotches

ok lemme update yall on the crazy marriage drama in my class
          
          people involved (using fake names):
          
          me (val)
          mars 
          sky
          sarah
          beth
          jamal (not a real person)
          
          ok so I’m married to sky, and I’m also married to mars
          
          two months ago I had mars’s child, who she named jamal 
          
          however, we’re not sure if it’s actually mars’s kid, bc I slept with sky at the same time I got prego 
          
          mars and sky also both cheated on me with each other
          
          during all this, mars was married to sarah, and they had a daughter named beth
          
          neither sarah or beth knew about me and sky
          
          when they found out, sarah divorced mars and married beth
          
          (THIS IS SATIRE)

profile update <3
          
          I have adhd

The girl reading this is kind and I'm proud of her. Now, you're on the clock. In 9 minutes something will make you happy. Please share this with 15 girls you love. Remember,only for girls. If I don't get this back I'm obviously not a close friend. Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1993. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this: Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life. Day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed. Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money. Day 4 - your day will be perfect. Day 5 - the person u like the most in your life will spend lots of time with you.If you don't forward this, your next 5 days will be the exact opposite. Don't break this. Send it to 15 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care about you.Sent to good friends and family No group chats; just and copy paste it.

so y’all know how the favourite parent question was like taboo during childhood?
          
          cause I’m pretty sure 85% of kids have an immediate answer to that question.
          
          for example, I would say my dad.
          
          my mum would also say her dad.
          
          but my dad would probably say he loves both his parents.
          
          idk just randomly thinking of this today and how we were always told not to ask/answer that as kids

ok but like what if Heather Chandler, Courtney Satella, and Gretchen Weiners had to survive the apocalypse together??
          
          and what if there was cannibalism involved?
          
          cause like that’s my newest WIP and y’all have to deal with it.

LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY <333

WAIT HAS IT BEEN 23 HOURS IDK BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY OR HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY WHATEVER IT IS HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHHH EFCA AEF VEFSUDFVHSBKGBVSKGFUSBFSKBDCKDB VUKDSB GS834BIDW CONGRATS ON TURNING SOMEHTING YEARS OLD

in exactly 23 hours i turn XX years old 
          
          help im scared