Subject: Beam Me Up, Caffeine!

Hey Earthlings! 👽☕

Welcome to my corner of the galaxy-where the coffee is stronger than my Wi-Fi signal, and the aliens are just trying to make sense of your Earthling customs (like why you insist on calling it a "mug" when it's clearly a "sippy spaceship").

Bio Alert:
I'm an alien who's had one too many espressos (and by "too many," I mean "just the right amount"). My mission? To caffeinate the universe and create interstellar stories that are out of this world! Join me as I navigate the wild wonders of Earth, one cup of joe at a time, while dodging UFO traffic and trying to explain to my fellow aliens why you humans are so obsessed with pumpkin spice.

So, grab your favorite Earth beverage, cozy up, and let's embark on this caffeinated adventure together! Who knows? Maybe we'll discover the meaning of life... or at least the perfect brew.

Stay caffeinated and curious,
↳ Zero 🚀✨

P.S. If you see a little green guy with a coffee stain on his shirt, that's just me trying to blend in!


[Bio by Aria, Opera Ai]