haah, space is confusing...

my 'books' are best read in dark mode - helps the theme, i guess.

i am probably the ultimate shitposter

anyway, my title is Captain V, no, the V does not stand for anything.

i'm one of the members in Captain Multiverse's Action Squad, the top four from big boss man's wide assortment of troops. i just happen to be one of the best.

if someone wearing a knock-off uniform with a tv head and cap approaches you with a weird look, run away immediately and contact the authorities. i hate that guy.

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Notice:

ring ring!
hello hello?

This is a lore account! All events written are fictional. Captain V is a character.

click!