Announcement: I’m #1 on Wattpad?!
(The glorious king of a very empty kingdom )
Dear readers, breaking news—
My Creator’s Journal is officially ranked #1 on Wattpad! ✨
…Okay, the truth is:
No one else is writing in this category.
So basically, I showed up, dropped my chair, and—boom—instant champion.
It’s like winning Olympic gold just for showing up as the only athlete
So yes, I may be the Lonely Champion of the Empty Shelf,
but I still want to thank YOU for stopping by to read my ramblings.
In this quiet little corner of Wattpad, you are my true VIPs
P.S. Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head…
unless Wattpad decides to mail me a crown
Interactive Time:
Since I’m apparently the “only warrior in town,”
why don’t you help me come up with a proper royal title in the comments?
(Examples: Lord of the Empty Shelf, Champion of Loneliness, King/Queen of Cold Categories…)
IG Bio
“Ranked #1 on Wattpad… because no one else bothered to show up ”