Camp Half-Blood

Cabin 8, Artemis: HUNTERS’ REPORT: January 12, 2025
          
          I finally found out who my godly parent was. Apollo. Ironic, that. Being the hunter of his twin and working for Artemis but her brother being my godly father. I have to say, I really expected someone else. 
          Anyway, one of our nymphs, Kayla Darei, was over hunting so we’re expelling her for a few months to Camp Half-Blood to think about her choice. If she still wants to resign or get expelled, she can. But I hope you won’t, Kayla.
          
          — Rita

Hi I’m the new lieutenant of Artemis and I’m supposed to write the hunters’ report every Sunday. I haven’t been able to think of anything at all lately, so can you make up something or give me a list of ideas on my profile and I can write them in sentences?

Look what I found. https://youtube.com/shorts/DJf3F0eAPDo?si=eVUZ2g8Mxik5BzLn

<INVITATION>
          Dear Camper, 
          I am pleased to invite you to attend the upcoming Christmas Party on the Argo 2. 
          
          -Date: December 25th, 2024
          -Place: The Argo 2, Long Island Sound
          -Guests: Campers from CHB and CJ
          -Dress Code: Formal Attire (Coats In Case Of Cold Weather)
          
          We will be looking forward to seeing you
          Sincerely, Chiron, the Activities Director of Camp Half-Blood
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          Please comment below if you want to attend the party ↓

Good Afternoon or night dear ✨❤️
          Have a wonderful day ahead ✨♥

Im back at camp for the holidays! Can't wait to hear from you!

Cabin 8, Artemis. HUNTERS’ REPORT: October 27th.
          Hey, everyone. One of our Hunters just resigned for private reasons. She’s a child of Nemesis, and I was wondering if you could take her in. Can’t wait to hear from you!
          
          — Rita

<SUPER IMPORTANT>
          Is everyone having a good day/night at Camp Half-Blood, or just at their mortal houses? 
          I have made this announcement because there were two things I wanted to discuss. 
          -First of all, it's amazhang how almost 300 Campers have arrived at CHB!!! I thank each and every one of you for getting to Camp safely without dying. Also special thanks to Chiron, Mr. D, and the Satyrs. 
          -Second, I realized that I haven't exactly announced this before, but UNTIL THE WINTER HOLIDAYS START, CAMP HALF-BLOOD WILL NOT BE ENTIRELY ACTIVE
            Sure, CHB will still provide the Campers announcements about what's happening from time to time, but no 'Campfires' and other things will be updated. Those things, along with the actual rules to each Cabins will be posted after Winter break starts, when most of the Campers come back. 
          Until then, everyone have a good time! 
          Stay safe, and try not to die!

Boo!
          Send this to someone you hope has a spooktacular Halloween!
          Started by a cazy person
          

<CAMP HALF-BLOOD IN A NUTSHELL>
          "Small Reconcillation Happens"
           On the evening of October 11th, most of the Campers of Camp Half-Blood had a 'reunion party' on the newly built Argo 2 at the Hudson River. 
           "Everyone seemed stressed after school started," said Chiron, head director of the Camp itself, "so I specifically requested Mr. Valdez to rebuild the Argo 2 as a party ship and invited everyone." 
           "This is fun," said Hazel Levesque, "except for the fact that I keep getting seasic- excuse me." 
           "It's the most fun I've had in ages," said Connor Stoll, "I've never pranked people so much in my life!" 
           "Yeah," said Travis Stoll, "Connor and I've been hiding out under the stairs this whole time-turns out, it's the perfect spot to pull someone's pants down without getting caught!" 
           "STOLLS!" yelled Nico di Angelo who was holding his pants with a broken zipper. 
           "Oops," said Travis Stoll. 
           "Dude, we're fucked," said Connor Stoll. 
           "It's great to finally meet my bro Percy again," said Jason Grace. 
           "And my bro Jason," said Percy Jackson. 
           "They're definitely gonna do a drunk wrestling match about two hours later," said Annabeth Chase. 
           "I'd never," said Percy Jackson, "I might kill my bro Jason." 
           "Or I might kill my bro Percy," said Jason Grace. 
           "You could, if it was on dry lands, but unfortunately for you, we're literally on a river, so-" 
           "I don't need any godly powers to beat you-" 
           "You sure about that?" 
           "Boys," said Piper McLean, "I'm very sure you'd both be splendid at killing each other, now let's go and dance. The music's started." 
           "Oh gods, I suck at dancing," said Percy Jackson
          -Date: 2024. 8. 12. (U.S time)
          -Reporter: Jane