V—

@legallyblcnde — okay, noted. we will be moving all of your little guys when you drink from now on.

.. technically , / yes / . usagi-san cost very many yen

@legallyblcnde — so i am the better vomit target?

I use your sunscreen. I buy you new one.

.... i may have borrow conditioner ... but only because mine ran out D;

@legallyblcnde &&  @pixelatedkisscs ;
            
            clearly, dima, my angel, you're guilty as fuck— & my precious blonde baby has done no wrong. god, what else of mine is everyone using? my conditioner? my shampoo? is nothing sacred anymore?

wow many jobs , i am like the octopus : O 

@legallyblcnde — we should call you doctor.

i know that , which is why all first aid kits with me 

find ... what you call it .... loophole ? we used to offer non .... / penetrative/ services  : ) so japanese police do not arrest boss

@legallyblcnde — what does that mean? it's also very illegal here.

ah , in japan it is illegal to have paid intercourse . so we used to um .... you know . yes .

@legallyblcnde — repressed not depressed. like you're forcing it down.

i am not depressed . 

@legallyblcnde — it's a part of life. you are a little repressed, my friend.

@pixelatedkisscs — "i will literally do anything you want, babe. all you have to do, is do this one time."

“is not happening.” 

@pixelatedkisscs — she made a face, which only made her face look more scrunched up. "just one time."

/ i love all ur themes sosososo much

@legallyblcnde / pinterest really came through for this one lol. thank you <3

@pixelatedkisscs — "hmmm... i guess you are. even if you do think i am going to poison you with my cooking and that i have a tiny ass from my 'diet'."

“no .  is not true .  I take good care of you .” 

@pixelatedkisscs — "good at bullying me. sigh." she pushed off the counter and walked over to him, ruffling his hair. "at least you're handsome."