AlexThompson_2k17

Dear cmnugget1305,
          I am writing to you to put forward my feelings on your latest novel. Now don't get me wrong, it is a good book and it had me on the edge of my metaphorical seat as I am to poor to buy a chair but I am not happy with the way you portrayed the coolade man.
          In my childhood I would sit and watch the coolade man burst through that wall and say oh yeah for hours on end but after reading your new book I have lost what I saw in the coolade man.
          Please can you fix it and make my childhood self happy again.
          Sincerely, alexthompson-2k17

CMNugget1305

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@AlexThompson_2k17 no i will not this is the true side of the coolade man as he was fucked up the ass and said oh yeah as he broke through the wall he was actually a rapist and a terarist 
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