angel

so my nephew sat next to me niece and she starts singing "i love you, you love me, i don't want you to sit next to me"
          
          and then my nephew starts singing "i want food dodododo" in the tune of baby shark 

me, an intellectual: 
          
          yeah, wake up about, uh, 6 think 'bout money, then 'bout this i got nothin' on my wrist but i'll gladly take your bitch ayy ayy ayy who produced that beat? yeah ayy yuh yessiree i did ayy

i lobe chu

muahahaha

ayE i love you and i appreciatE you

THEY BE LIKE IM GUCCI BUT DONT SHOP THERE

me and my friends were doing the math to find out my height and we did the math wrong im 4'9 but-
          
          "wait- am i 4'2?"

oops my finger slipped (:
          
          IS THIS MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET? OH, DONT MIND ME, IM JUST WATCHING YOU TWO FROM THE CLOSET WISHING TO BE THE FRICTION IN YOUR JEANS! ISNT IT MESSED UP HOW IM JUST DYING TO BE HIM? IM JUST A NOTCH IN YOUR BEDPOST, BUT YOURE JUST A LINE IN A SONG! DROP A HEART, BREAK A NAME! WE'RE ALWAYS SLEEPING IN, SLEEPING FOR THE WRONG TEAM! WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING! I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET, A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT!1!1!!1!1!!1!1

im here now hello

boop